CHEST PAINTING IS THE ULTIMATE TEAM SPORT
Dedicated fans throughout the history of fandom have been sporting their teams colors. The fans we like to roll with always give 110%, whether it’s deep-frying a turkey or tenting in the cold for months outside the stadium to get the best spot. These people are winners and winners never rest until it’s done right. There are times when a true win-at-all-costs attitude demands sacrificing the body, like taking a charge or throwing yourself in front of a slap shot. In this case, we’re talking about body paint. Below you’ll find our Body Paint Commandments. Follow them to paint your face and body correctly, making sure you don’t get hurt and that you don’t get stuck in head-to-toe blue, for instance, beyond game day.
*Just to be sure you get this, we’ve conveniently included corresponding pictures for non-readers. 😉
RULE #1: NEVER USE ACRYLIC PAINT
RULE #2: SAY NO TO OIL-BASED PAINT AS WELL
RULE #3: REALIZE MIRRORS AREN’T ALWAYS YOUR FRIEND
RULE #4: ALCOHOL-BASED PAINT WORKS WELL. (JUST KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GETTING INTO).
Alcohol-based paint works surprisingly well indeed. Come on…looooook at that David Stern signature!!! Ok. Real talk though for a sec. The main issue that arises from using alcohol-based paint is the fact that it will stain your face and last for a day or two after applying. This is clearly perfect for October 30th game days because you have Halloween the following day. But obviously for the other 364 days of the year, you might need to call out sick for a few.
WARNING: Under no circumstances can you drink the paint. Beer is a fine replacement.
RULE #5: IN A PINCH, THERE’S ALWAYS LIPSTICK
RULE #6″: DO USE WATER-BASED PAINT
Ok let’s break it down here for you in an effort to be über specific: We are talking water-based, FDA-approved, cosmetic grade body paint. That is the only kind of paint you should apply on your body on game day. No harsh chemicals, no carcinogens, no itchy weird scaly skin, just pure fandom at work. It works well on cardboard too, by the way, if one of your buddies bails at the last minute. There is a large selection on Amazon right now. Check one selection out here.
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